Sunday in Edinburgh was a lovely day. The snow had all melted away, and I didn’t need my hat or scarf or gloves at all. I spent the morning on a tour to the docks area, where I saw the Britannia, a former Royal Yacht that has been turned into a museum.
I know lots of people who are not big fans of the monarchy, but I have a soft spot for Her Majesty, and I really enjoyed looking around the boat.
These days, a royal yacht sounds extravagant. But the boat was christened in 1953 and, before it was retired, it traveled more than 1,000,000 miles around the globe, taking the Queen and other members of the Royal Family on official world tours, holidays and honeymoons. And while the style is certainly royalty-worthy, it’s not extravagant. With the exception of the massive official dining room, and the fact that it has room for dozens of crew and a full military band, the rooms are almost normal and remind me of the rooms in my grandparents’ homes.
The Queen’s bedroom:
The honeymoon suite, with the only double bed on the ship:
The Duke of Edinburgh’s office:
The sitting room:
The official dining room:
A surprisingly low-key menu for a royal banquet:
OK, perhaps the Rolls Royce is not exactly ‘normal’:
Just as interesting as seeing the royal rooms was seeing the working portions of the ship, and getting a glimpse into the life of the crew.
The absolutely spotless engine room:
Officer quarters:
The medical center with capability for operating and dental care:
Some rules that seem quite reasonable:
And some rules (specific linens for each crew linen) that don’t seem quite as relaxed:
Semaphore, anyone?
In the gift shop – two of the many royal family postcards available. Top: a best seller. Bottom: not so much?
After my tour and some shopping, I wandered around a bit more and went to see the Christmas market. In the photo below you can see the market lights. For some reason, the sight of the lights and neon right beside the imposing black Sir Walter Scott memorial amuses me to no end.
It seems that in Europe, Christmas means Ferris Wheels (or “big wheels”, as they are known). Every town I’ve been in has one set up for Christmas.
I don’t think many Canadians would be interested in rides like this in the middle of winter. Then again, most of ours aren’t accompanied by such reassurances of safety:
The Christmas market had loads of carnival rides and games set up. The one below (sorry, terrible photo) might be the most fun-looking ride ever and made me wish I was three feet tall. Basically, it is big plastic bubbles in a round pool. They zip kids inside, blow them up with air so they are like a hamster ball, and the kids runs around and try and make their way around the track, wiping out and falling all over. Hilarious!
Obligatory winter skating rink:
I was exhausted after two long days of touring around and I’d caught a cold to boot, so I was quite ready to head home on Sunday evening. Nevertheless, it was bittersweet to leave and I will absolutely have to take another weekend trip to Scotland if the opportunity arises.
A few last random photos – this is Irn Bru, “Iron Brew”, a local pop. A friend who spent quite a bit of time in Scotland told me about it, which was nice as I never would have thought to try it if she hadn’t. It was…odd. I couldn’t identify the flavour, and apparently the recipe is a closely-guarded secret. Actually, it does taste somewhat metallic, but that might be the power of suggestion based on the name. It also tastes a bit like a watered-down version of the local pop we had in Peru, which was called Inka Kola. Sort of a fake-banana-orange-syrup flavour.
Edinburgh has wonderful shopping and it took all my willpower not to buy up loads of lovely things. Some shops like Joules and Ness specialize in a sort of modern-Northerner look, with bright tartans, tweed jackets and wool sweaters. So pretty.
In Edinburgh I finally found a Guy Fawkes mask for the husband, which he had wanted for some time. But somehow it felt terribly subversive to carry it around in my backpack, especially when I was on royal tours.
In parting, enjoy a postcard of a highland cow. So emo.












































